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 Funny Birthday Wishes For Uncle 

·        Dear uncle, I thought of a special birthday gift for you today, and that is to bring trailer-load of chocolate to your birthday party. It’s a way of saying, thanks for those wonderful chocolates you’ve always bought it for me.

 ·        Uncle, my special wish on your birthday is to marry a kind man like you as a husband. But, he shouldn’t have your other side… spanking all day long. Happy birthday, sweet uncle.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Uncle

·        Uncle, I missed your funny jokes. Will it be too much to ask for one of those jokes on this special day? Okay, don’t worry, I will tell you one instead. Happy birthday, uncle

 ·        We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!

 Funny Birthday Wishes For Uncle

·        One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!

·        Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. Happy Birthday!

·        It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!
 Funny Birthday Wishes For Uncle from niece

·        Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday!

·        To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!

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 Funny Birthday Wishes For Uncle

·        I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday!

·        Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!

 Funny Birthday Wishes For Uncle

·        I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to! Happy Birthday!

·        Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know.

 ·        Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know.

 ·        Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…

  ·        I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year, I hear dad’s having a go at being the chef. Happy Birthday!


Funny birthday wishes for uncle from niece

 ·        Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.
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 ·        One more year to pretend you’re old enough to care about people around you.

  ·        You’re not old. You’re just old enough to know better and not old enough to care. Happy Birthday!

·        The emergency department is on speed dial just in case you have an unexpected asthma attack blowing the candles.
  ·        Party like it’s 1959 when you could still dance and drink alcohol without ending up you to the hospital.
 ·        Remember when we stayed up late running from the law? No? Good. I don’t either. Happy Birthday, oldie!

 ·        Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser.
 ·        Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser.
   ·        Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. Happy birthday!

·        Going old happens. Growing up is a choice. Happy Birthday.
·        Happy Birthday. You’re one step closer to diapers being


·        I made a list of the words of wisdom I wanted to give you for your birthday. It’s still blank. Maybe next year.

 ·        May all your birthday wishes come true — except for the illegal ones!
 ·        Happy Birthday. Thank you for always being older than me.

·        Happy Birthday. Thank you for always being older than me.

 ·        It’s your birthday, but make sure you get all your present before you offend everyone.

·        Today is your birthday, the only day you’re allowed to say things that you’d regret on any other day.

 ·        Oh yeah! You’re getting closer to the age when the government sends you money every month. Happy Birthday!
 ·        Statistics show that people who live longer have more birthdays, costing us more money for presents!
  ·        If you counted your birthday in dog years, you’d now be a teenager! Happy Birthday.

·        Another year to kick your bucket list to the curb.
·        More Birthdays bring a longer life. No science in that. Happy Birthday!

 ·        More Birthdays bring a longer life. No science in that. Happy Birthday!

   ·        Happy birthday! Here’s to being immature for a lifetime.

 ·        As your younger sister, it’s only right for me to remind you on your birthday that you’re still older than me. Ha!

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 ·        When I reach your age I’ll still younger than you, you dinosaur! Happy bday!
  ·        Today is the start of the rest of your life. What? You’re how old. Revise: Today is the start of the oldest part of your life.
 ·        As you are getting older, remember that your white hair is going to be getting more. Remember never to touch my dye cause I want the whole world to know that you are now an old cargo. Happy birthday, uncle.
 ·        Uncle today is your birthday, remember not to oversleep so you won’t wake up only to discover your birthday was yesterday. Happy birthday sweetest Uncle.

·        Happy Birthday, an uncle, hope you are wearing your spectacle cause you might think tomorrow is your birthday. I love you, uncle.

·        Mummy said we are going to be fasting today because you have eaten all the whole food meant to use in celebrating your birthday and how we have to pray for a miracle. Happy birthday, uncle.
 ·        As you are getting older am happy to know that your hands are now going to be getting weak to beat me, I am happy to know I can sit on your Tommy the way I want. Happy birthday sweet uncle.

·        Happy Birthday to the man who never get tired of me and who accepted my flaws wholeheartedly. You are the best Uncle.

·        Prayer Birthday Messages For Uncle

·        Uncle as Today marks the beginning of another face in your life, the blessing of the Lord will never depart from you till the end of your time. Happy birthday, uncle.

 ·        Happy Birthday, uncle. I pray that the Lord God almighty will break every protocol for your sake, you will sing a new song and the whole world will rejoice with you.

·        Happy Birthday, uncle, I pray the Lord will meet all your needs, whatever your heart so much desire will be granted. I love you, uncle.

·        Happy Birthday uncle, henceforth you will move from glory to glory. Miracle will speak for you in top places and success will come knocking at your door. Stay blessed my lovely uncle.

·        No matter where you find yourself, the lord almighty will be there for you and he will cause you to succeed in your endeavors. Happy birthday, uncle.

 ·        Today heaven are rejoicing cause the favor which the lord has open for you can’t be measured. Henceforth be happy because you are about to sing a new song. Happy birthday, World's best uncle.

 ·        May the sweet things of the world come your way, whatever you have labor for will not go sore and from today hence Goodness and mercy shall follow you. Happy birthday, world's best uncle.

 ·        May the remaining years of your life be the best of your life. Whatever you have not been able to acquire in the past year shall come your way easily. Happy birthday My Uncle.

·        Whatever you do in life shall be granted favor, your past life will speak goodness for you and your present shall be an accomplishment. May God open way for you. Happy birthday, Uncle.

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