41+ Funny Happy Birthday Wishes For Old Friend


You could bake them a cake. If it were my friend I would want vanilla with buttercream frosting (*cough cough*).


You could get them an awesome gift, maybe something she has been hinting at for a while. Or something sentimental that would make her smile. Or you could take her out, drinks, dinner all of that fun stuff.
It can be tough to celebrate your bestie's bday if you are far apart.
If you are in Philadelphia and your best friend lives in Boston, it can be tough to get up there to see her if you both have busy schedules. But that doesn't mean you still can't do something special!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes For An Old Friend


It doesn't have to be anything big or fancy to be special. You can just say a few small things and the rest will be taken care of.
Sending your best friend quotes and messages that show how much you care is a great way to just warm her heart.
If you are running out of funny, sweet or sentimental birthday wishes for your number one, look no further!
My birthday wish for you: I hope you never stop enjoying the small things in life. Because that’s what makes life worth living. I hope you take time to enjoy the present while working for a better future. I hope your year is full of memories, happiness, and adventure.

You’re older than you’ve been. But look on the bright side, you’re younger now than you’ll ever be!

I hope your birthday is as sweet as the cake. And the year to follow is filled with as much joy as you bring your friends!

May your birthday be amazingly awesome and your hangover be mercifully minor.

The more you live, the younger you become. Maybe that’s why you look so good for your age!

Be who you are, because who you are is amazing. Happy birthday to my best friend!

Woohoo! Cake, booze, and partying! Oops… I mean… happy birthday!

There’s no way that your birthday can be as happy as you make me. But I hope it’s close!
Through thick and thin, you were always there for me. Just know that I’ll always be there for you when you need me.

There are friends and then there are best friends, happy birthday to the best friend I could have asked for!

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)

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Don’t let aging get you down... it’s too hard to get back up again!

Middle age... when “happy hour” is a nap!

If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you’re a genius!

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

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The tragedy of getting old: So many candles... so little cake.

Technically you’re not 50. You’re only $49.95, plus tax!

They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it much!

Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
~ Chili Davis


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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
~ Jack Benny


Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.
~ Stanislaw Lec

Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.
~ Helen Hayes
You shine so much brightness and joy into the lives of everyone around you. Thanks for being such an amazing person and friend, and I hope that today on your birthday some of that brightness shines right back at you!

Happy birthday to my crazy, fun, fabulous best friend! I love you to the moon and back and am so grateful for your friendship and all the fun times we’ve shared this year. I hope you have a great day!

Happy birthday to my fabulous, witty, kind, brilliant friend. There is no one else I’d rather spend the day with. Let’s go celebrate and have some fun!

Stay true to who you are, you are an amazing person and the best ever friend a person could hope for! Have a fantastic birthday and a great year ahead.

You’ve been there for me through all my ups and downs, and I hope you know I’m always here for you too. Thanks for being such a wonderful friend. I hope you have a great birthday and the year ahead is the best yet!

I never guessed when we first met that we’d become old friends or all the silly memories we’d make together! Thanks for all the fun adventures, and here’s to many more in the coming year!

Has anyone told you today how great you are? Because I think you’re the bee's knees, the greatest thing since sliced bread, out of this world... basically, I think you’re the best! Have a great birthday my brilliant, fabulous old friend.

Happy birthday to my gorgeous friend, you’re the best! I hope you have a brilliant day.

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Happy birthday to my old buddy! I hope you have a good one.


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Funny birthday wishes for friends to bring some laughter and happiness into their day!

Don’t worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise!

[insert age] is a perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older?

You’re not getting older... just more distinguished! Happy birthday.

A wise the man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.

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Those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head. You’re just ready to party!

Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get up again!

Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!

Middle age... when “happy hour” is a nap!
How do you know you’ve hit middle-age? In preparation for a big sneeze,You cross your legs really hard and hope for the best!
THANK YOU

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