57+ Happy Birthday Funny Wishes For Friend

Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Friend

Happy birthday funny wishes for friend including great messages to wish your dad, brother, uncle, or best buddy a very happy birthday!
  1. If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.

  1. Happy birthday! Don’t forget to iron that birthday suit.

  1. A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.
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  3. I don’t have birthdays anymore, I level up!
  4. Fill in the gaps: H___Y B__T____ ... nice try- HAIRY BUTTOCKS.

  1. Happy Birthday Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you... but hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.

  1. Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle.
  2. Bob Hope

  1. You know you’re 40 when your back is hairier than your head.

  1. What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

  1. A man has reached middle age when he’s warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police.
  2. Henry Youngman

  1. Oh no! Did you forget their birthday? Apologize with one of these funny belated happy birthday messages. I’m sure it will get you back in their good books...

  1. I’m so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy Belated Birthday!

  1. I’m so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn’t think you would live this long. Happy Birthday!

  1. I promise this card isn’t late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day, because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month!

  1. I know you think this card is a few days late. It’s actually worse than that. This is your card from 2010 that I only just got around to sending. Happy Belated Birthday!

  1. Happy Birthday! Don’t think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here’s wishing you a wonderful year ahead!

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  2. Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, just drink whatever’s in the glass!

  1. On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship... and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.

  1. Just imagine all the things you’d want to hear on your birthday ...and assume I wrote them here!

  1. For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

  1. At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober.... Disappoint them.

  1. You’re older; you’re wiser; you’re sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents.

  1. At least you’re not as old as you’ll be this time next year.

  1. If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on Facebook!

  1. A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.

  1. You’re turning the perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!

  1. The best part of being over forty is that you did most your stupid stuff before the internet.

  1. Don’t worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

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  2. [For over 40s:] Happy birthday! I’m so pleased to hear you’re over the hill instead of under it.

  1. By the time you’re your age, you’ve learned everything - you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.

  1. I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.

  1. When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.
  2. Mark Twain
  1. You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
  2. John Grier

  1. Happy 21st again!

  1. If things get better with age, then you’re approaching magnificent!

  1. Happy Birthday Funny Jokes

  1. A collection of happy birthday funny jokes you can send to your friends and family on their birthdays.

  1. How does NASA organise a birthday party? They planet.

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  1. What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons? ...pop music!

  1. I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until the doctor advised me to take the candles off first.

  1. I always get this warm feeling on my birthday - people won’t stop toasting me.

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  1. Why did the teddy bear refuse a slice of birthday cake? He was already stuffed.

  1. You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well pee while I’m here.”

  1. The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

  1. The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

  1. Did you hear about the [insert age] year old who was still cool? Yeah, me neither.

  1. Do you know why candles are always put on top of birthday cakes?

  1. Because it’s far too difficult to put them on the bottom.

  1. You know you’re old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

  1. You know you’re old when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor’s office.

  1. You know you’re old when you have a party and the neighbours don’t even realize.

  2. Did you know that [insert date] is a date when no famous men or women have ever been born? .....None, only babies!

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